SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and give it to
someone else.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you
milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sell you
milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoot you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kill one
and spill the milk in the sewage system.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
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